Conversation at the Breakfast Table

Wyatt: "What you doing, mommy?"

Me: "Just checking my legs to see if I need to shave today."

Wyatt: "Why you gotta shave, mommy?"

Me: "Because my leg hair gets too long and I have to shave it."

Wyatt: "Why you got hair on your legs, mommy?"

Me: "Because that's where it grows, honey."

Wyatt: "You grow hair on your legs?"

Me: "Yes, Wyatt, I grow hair on my legs."

Wyatt: "You grow hair on your butt, too, mommy."

Me: "Ummm.... what?!?"

Wyatt (pointing to his crotch): "You got hair on your butt, mommy."

Me: (Dumbfounded): "Uhhhhh.... yes, yes I do have hair there too."

Wyatt: (Looooong pause): "Hmm.... I just got hair on my head, that's all."