- Your toddler has figured out all the babyproofing mechanisms and they are now pointless.
- The cat is constantly meowing at you.
- You don't think 40 degrees sounds too bad and attend an outdoor Hawaiian luau in your neighborhood donning a winter coat and gloves. And it's raining.
- The cat is standing at the door pawing it so fast it looks like she's running on the treadmill.
- You wish they had served hot chocolate at the Hawaiian luau.
- You think you might throw anything Elmo-related out the upstairs window.
- Your son is now sick from having attended the Hawaiian luau.
- The cat is so annoyed by your toddler it bites/scratches him.
- Your toddler relocates the step stool to various points in the house, climbs up onto other furniture and starts to "jump" off it.
- Said cat beats the crap out of your other cat for no apparent reason.
- Your toddler spends more time in Time Out than Time In.
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